The Translation Graveyard

Burn thy paper money for the fallen.

Qinglian Chronicles – Rest in peace, you strange, strange piece of… literature. Hey, at least you were good beginner’s practice.
EDIT: Had to take the translation down by request. *shrug*

Eastward Flow – A turtle could flow east faster than you, girl.

Didn’t Know General Was Female – I did complete this one, but it has typos up the wazoo that I don’t care to ever fix, plus I don’t think it’s worthy of the time it’d take to make a PDF/EPUB… so it’s basically in permanent rough draft mode, which counts as being dead, in my book.